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Posted on 25th Jul at 1:19 AM, with 274,474 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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Posted on 25th Jul at 1:19 AM, with 686,139 notes

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

Posted on 25th Jul at 1:18 AM, with 248,746 notes

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

Posted on 25th Jul at 1:17 AM, with 341,746 notes

dutchster:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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Posted on 25th Jul at 12:25 AM, with 3,498 notes
symbi0si:

Have some baby sky bison on your blog!

symbi0si:

Have some baby sky bison on your blog!

Posted on 24th Jul at 11:54 PM, with 112,087 notes
Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would
  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

Posted on 24th Jul at 7:52 PM, with 762,937 notes

surprisebitch:

adayliketomorr0w:

deadp0ol:

if this isnt on your blog something is wrong

british advertising js

not an ad you would expect from a mobile network provider too
Posted on 24th Jul at 7:42 PM, with 473,475 notes

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

Posted on 24th Jul at 4:38 PM, with 303,216 notes

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

Posted on 24th Jul at 3:03 PM, with 889,684 notes

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

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